10 Cheesy lines that just might work.

1. Hello, I’m conducting a survey, what’s your name, what’s your phone number, what are you doing tomorrow?

2. I bet your last name is Jacobs, because you’re a real cracker.

3. Hey look my friend over there thinks you’re hot and if it’s any consolation so do I.

4. This watch can predict the future, it says you’re not wearing any underwear, ( she says she is), oh it must be an hour fast.

5. I have lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

6. Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?

7. Do you come here often?

8. Hello, can I buy you a few drinks?

9. I’m usually better looking than this.

10. I suffer from amnesia, do I come here often?

I know it seems strange but apparently research shows these might actually work! See this article here, https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1306557/Chat-lines-actually-work-Women-men-reveal-like-flirting-extra-cheese.html

Well you know what I say, I say that cheesy chat up lines work because it’s a numbers game. The man who scores with the cheesy chat up will have tried the same line on a number of girls and nit picked anyone up. That’s because they weren’t interested they weren’t the right number. Then he reaches the right number and bingo she thinks it’s funny or cheeky or whatever else it is she sees in him.

So if you want to try a cheesy line as well, it’s something to tell people, or your grand-kids, about when they ask you how you two met!

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